Have you seen Cujo?
By: Michael Cottle
I am a time traveler, my friend. Basically, that means I travel through time and space, that is if you are wondering what I mean by “time traveler”. Now, me and my dog, Cujo, were heading out past the Kuiper Belt when we came across this little time-space anomaly. I was so focused on this worm hole that I never even saw Cujo step into the ejection chamber. Next thing I know, Cujo had done ported out into the worm hole portal and I couldn’t find him nowhere.
So, you see, I’ve been poking around this here worm hole for the last millennial, and I can’t find that dog anywhere. I looked from Jupiter all the way to the other side of the Oort Cloud and he is nowhere to be found.
A few centuries ago, I ran into this old guy around Neptune. What a pain in the hiney he turned out to be. I asked him out right, I said, “Hey, mister, have you seen a dachshund around these parts anywhere? He goes by the name Cujo, and he has long, floppy ears and short brown hair.”
You know what he said whenever I asked him all of that so kindly? “Nope.” That’s all he said. He looked like he bit about three skunks in the rear too whenever he said it. Who can be that irascible? Here I am looking all over space and time in the outer edge of the solar system, and all this here yee-haw here has the nerve to say is “nope”.
I don’t know why I tell you all of this, but I guess I just miss my dog. He used to roll over in the space rover for me to scratch his belly. I’d say, “Hold on boy, I’m trying to use Saturn’s gravity to alter us back on course.” I probably should have just scratched his belly anyway, I mean, gravity is going to do what gravity is going to do- right? Anyway, last thing I needed was some jackass saying “nope” with an attitude like I just took a whiz in the old poot’s Fruit Loops.
So, with all that said, have you seen my dog? He’s somewhere between Saturn and the outer Oort cloud most likely. I’m pretty sure about the where, I just don’t know about the when.
By: Michael Cottle
I am a time traveler, my friend. Basically, that means I travel through time and space, that is if you are wondering what I mean by “time traveler”. Now, me and my dog, Cujo, were heading out past the Kuiper Belt when we came across this little time-space anomaly. I was so focused on this worm hole that I never even saw Cujo step into the ejection chamber. Next thing I know, Cujo had done ported out into the worm hole portal and I couldn’t find him nowhere.
So, you see, I’ve been poking around this here worm hole for the last millennial, and I can’t find that dog anywhere. I looked from Jupiter all the way to the other side of the Oort Cloud and he is nowhere to be found.
A few centuries ago, I ran into this old guy around Neptune. What a pain in the hiney he turned out to be. I asked him out right, I said, “Hey, mister, have you seen a dachshund around these parts anywhere? He goes by the name Cujo, and he has long, floppy ears and short brown hair.”
You know what he said whenever I asked him all of that so kindly? “Nope.” That’s all he said. He looked like he bit about three skunks in the rear too whenever he said it. Who can be that irascible? Here I am looking all over space and time in the outer edge of the solar system, and all this here yee-haw here has the nerve to say is “nope”.
I don’t know why I tell you all of this, but I guess I just miss my dog. He used to roll over in the space rover for me to scratch his belly. I’d say, “Hold on boy, I’m trying to use Saturn’s gravity to alter us back on course.” I probably should have just scratched his belly anyway, I mean, gravity is going to do what gravity is going to do- right? Anyway, last thing I needed was some jackass saying “nope” with an attitude like I just took a whiz in the old poot’s Fruit Loops.
So, with all that said, have you seen my dog? He’s somewhere between Saturn and the outer Oort cloud most likely. I’m pretty sure about the where, I just don’t know about the when.